Turn In Guns To Space Brothers

Spocko-Bama

Doesn’t it seem to you as if President Barack Obama is somehow a version of Mr. Spock from the Star Trek series? They both come across as eminently reasonable and cerebral. As for the ears, maybe Obama had cosmetic surgery to remove the points.

The “birth certificate” crowd keep complaining there is something wrong with Barack Obama’s birth documentation. “What if Obama was really born in Kenya?”, they speculate.

But the “birthers,” so-called, are not even close. Forget Kenya. Try Alpha Centauri. Call him Spocko-Bama.

When Dmitry Medvedev, the Russian Prime Minister, let slip earlier this month that he had a top-secret folder on the Space Brothers, indicating their presence on earth, some thought this amounted to “Disclosure.” Disclosure would mean that at last the government comes clean about the UFOs. (Further background in the December 15, 2012 Ersjdamoo’s Blog entry.)

Some had expected Spocko-Bama to be making the “Disclosure” about the Space Brothers back about December 10, 2009 at his Nobel Peace Prize speech. But then, just before the speech, a mysterious blue light transfixed residents in the north of Norway and formed a perfect spiral. It was a message from Alpha Centauri!

“No, young Spocko-Bama. Now is not the time.”

“I hear and obey,” responded Spocko-Bama to the message from his leaders.

The wise elders from Alpha Centauri knew that a Mayan baktun cycle would be ending on December 21, 2012. That would be a more auspicious time for “Disclosure,” they decided.

And so it happens! On December 21, 2012, the day when Pater Sadic (Melchizedek) crosses the line of adjustment, Spocko-Bama, seated on the throne of the world, comes forth on all television channels, national, international and beyond. “I am Spocko-Bama and this is full Disclosure,” he announces to startled listeners.

“The Space Brothers are your friend. Turn in your guns to the Space Brothers.”

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About ersjdamoo

Editor of Conspiracy Nation, later renamed Melchizedek Communique. Close associate of the late Sherman H. Skolnick. Jack of all trades, master of none. Sagittarius, with Sagittarius rising. I'm not a bum, I'm a philosopher.
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3 Responses to Turn In Guns To Space Brothers

  1. challenger says:

    Might be that Barrack is more Sylvester Stallone than Spock. http://www.enneagraminstitute.com/typethree.asp#.UNaMSo57T78

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