"Bushmaster" Sings In Hospital

The evil master, George Herbert Walker Bush, alias “Poppy” Bush, had realized the full significance of the baktun cycle of the Mayan calendar. “Poppy” Bush also was keenly aware of numerical significance attached to the dates 12/12/12 and 12/21/12. “Between those two dates,” he confided to Dark Lord Cheney, “shall be the magic time.”

It was the “crack between the worlds,” the time between the baktun cycles. And so it was decided a “Bushmaster” event could forever solidify the stranglehold of the Bush upon the petty three-dimensional awareness of the humans.

But calling forth the occult potencies would greatly drain the psychic reserves of “Poppy” Bush and might even backfire! “Beware how ye play with the dark side!” warned Dark Lord Cheney.

Among the satanic minions was one Adam Lanza. This low-level Lanza was of course utterly expendable for the heartless considerations of the dark side. Flying high in a helicopter over the Pentagon, “Poppy” Bush ordered the pilot to maneuver so that it turned from “Pentagon” into inverted pentagram!

“I call upon ye, oh dark forces,” cried Poppy Bush, leaning out of the helicopter window, “to summon forth Lanza and the signature Bushmaster!” The sky turned black. Lightning erupted and struck the helicopter. Poppy Bush parachuted down to the ground.

But the expenditure of his psychic forces had greatly weakened Poppy Bush. He was rushed to the hospital. Yet, coincident to all this, the Bushmaster was obediently carried by the puppet Lanza to the Sandy Hook Elementary School. We know the sad results.

Would the baktun cycle occult ceremony elevate the name of Bush far beyond the petty three-dimensional realm? The life forces of Poppy Bush had been greatly drained. Results of the 12/12/12 – 12/21/12 baktun sorcery hung in the balance, including the very life of Poppy Bush!

The latest Bush sorcery news is that Poppy Bush seems to have succeeded with his Bushmaster (Bush Master) plan. On Friday, December 28, 2012 the “Bush Master” was reported to be singing happily in the hospital.

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Editor of Conspiracy Nation, later renamed Melchizedek Communique. Close associate of the late Sherman H. Skolnick. Jack of all trades, master of none. Sagittarius, with Sagittarius rising. I'm not a bum, I'm a philosopher.
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