In discussing letters which seem to have been laced with the poison ricin, and were discovered coincident to the Boston Marathon bombings of April 15, 2013, correspondent Andrea Mitchell claimed on the NBC Nightly News on April 17th that there was an “eerie coincidence” to the anthrax letters that followed the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks and killed five people. (“The Media Want Arabs Exonerated”, by Cliff Kincaid. Accuracy In Media, April 18, 2013)
The 2001 anthrax attacks occurred over the course of several weeks beginning on Tuesday, September 18, 2001, one week after the September 11 attacks. Letters containing anthrax spores were mailed to several news media offices and two Democratic U.S. Senators, killing five people and infecting 17 others. (“2001 anthrax attacks”, Wikipedia, April 19, 2013)
Now, in this strange week of April 15 thru April 19, 2013, again a vicious attack on innocent people has been paired with seemingly deadly letters. On April 16, 2013, one day after the “Beantown” bombings, an envelope that preliminarily tested positive for ricin, addressed to the office of Senator Roger Wicker, was intercepted. Then, the next day, April 17, 2013, another envelope addressed to President Barack Obama preliminarily tested positive for ricin. (“2013 ricin attacks”, Wikipedia, April 19, 2013)
And here enters more high strangeness: Paul Kevin Curtis, arrested on suspicion of mailing the purported ricin letters, is an Elvis impersonator! And Elvis Presley, some believe, did not die in 1977. For example, the Memphis Commercial Appeal published a report in 2008 about the head of an Arizona DNA lab who believed, based on evidence, that Elvis was alive. (“DNA lab owner: Elvis is not dead”, by Lawrence Buser. Memphis Commercial Appeal, Oct. 11, 2008)
The movie “Bubba Ho-Tep” explains what may have happened: An elderly man at The Shady Rest Retirement Home in East Texas is known to the staff as Sebastian Haff, but claims to be Elvis. He explains that during the 1970s, Elvis Presley grew tired of the demands of his fame and switched places with an Elvis impersonator named Sebastian Haff. He claims it was Haff who eventually died in 1977, while he, the real Elvis, lived in quiet, happy anonymity and made a living pretending to be himself. (“Bubba Ho-tep”, Wikipedia, April 19, 2013)
This puts a whole new shade of meaning on an “Elvis impersonator” having been suddenly arrested for “ricin letters” subsequent to the Boston bombings of Monday last.
Paul Kevin Curtis, a.k.a. “Elvis”, had discovered a refrigerator full of body parts, organs, bones and tissue at “the largest non-metropolitan charity hospital in the United States of America.” Curtis/Elvis believed this pointed to a secret world wide business of illegal bone, tissue, body parts and organ harvesting. But “K.C”, as he sometimes calls himself, had not realized the even more startling use these “harvested organs” were being put to: the implanting of cyborgs into the “news” presentations. These cyborgs – beings with both organic and cybernetic parts – had gradually taken over the newsrooms of America. Because the organic portion of the cyborgs decays too quickly, a vast re-supply network is in place. Curtis/Elvis had discovered only the surface of the deeper plot.
On Wednesday, April 17th, the cybernetic portion of America’s “news” presenters had a “division by zero” type error and went into some sort of endless loop. Controversial radio host Rush Limbaugh described the cyborg malfunction: “Yesterday we heard dark-skinned. We heard light-skinned. We heard a male-looking female. We had a gay-looking transgender. I mean, every possibility was thrown out, in terms of the suspect. We were told there are pictures. We were told there’s video. We were told about a Saudi national who had been questioned and released.” (Background: “The ‘Deported Saudi’ Boston Marathon Theory”, Ersjdamoo’s Blog entry of April 18, 2013)
Monday: “Beantown” bombings. Tuesday: “Ricin letters”. Wednesday: Cyborg “news” presenters have a meltdown. Thursday: Cyborg “news” presenters get repaired, implanted with “Chechen brothers” solution to the inexplicable problem which had caused their system crash. Friday: “Case closed.” It was the Chechens. Americans whose brains had been overloaded with the complexities and had verged on meltdown themselves sigh with relief. They just wanted it to be over. Saturday: Time to go shopping. Crisis? What crisis? The case has been closed. It was the Chechen brothers.