A disturbing trend has been noticed where I live, in a small cosmopolitan city in the American Midwest. Bold brazen arrogant Canadian geese have taken to defying traffic patterns by challenging the motorists right of way. Helpless to challenge the notoriously ill-tempered creatures, motorists can do nothing but stop until the geese deign to yield their territory.
It didn’t used to be like this! Once, those insidiously invasive geese knew that the Americans saw them as a fine Sunday dinner and the gawky creatures behaved respectfully. Alas, no more!
On a hunch, checking for “geese crossing” on Internet, it has been learned the cranky critters have been launching bold attacks on our free highways throughout the USA! Soon, it will be useless to go driving – the Canadian geese will have conquered our roadways!
Notice these geese come from the British dominion of Canada. Several years ago, the fancy Prince Charles predicted utter doom unless we radically change our gas guzzling ways and reverse the so-called “global warming.” Since that time these Prince Charles geese have taken matters into their own hands. Ever so slyly, they have begun their mission (under orders from Britain) to clog up the American highways.
And if you dare to merely honk and curse at the inconsiderate behavior of the Prince’s geese, look out! There are plenty of videos to be found under the heading, “geese attack.”
You may think this is all very funny. But let’s see how you are laughing when the geese encroachment has finally conquered America’s highways. Wake up, America! The press is constantly giving us stories about children going to bed hungry, while meanwhile strutting Canadian geese walk about as if they owned the place! Isn’t it about time to permit restricted goose hunting in our cities? I say yes, and the sooner the better.