The pretty gals of the cowboys, Jen Psaki and Gayane Chichakyan, were an ominous sign of the trouble to come. Simmering tensions between the two lovely ladies had been increasing during their encounters at the Genteel Tea Parlor. Each of the gals belonged to different gangs. There was no “sisterhood is powerful” in those days. Each woman followed the lead of her respective male oppressor. (Background: Catfight Between Psaki, Chichakyan, Ersjdamoo’s Blog, December 19, 2014.)
At one end of town was the Putin gang. There was much bad talk about them, but by whom? The other gang, nominally headed by Johnny Behan, better known as Barack Obama, was really controlled by the National Security Community. They had been printing scandalous stories about their enemy, the Putin gang, in their daily newspaper, the Tombstone Times.
At the Seed and Feed store on the edge of town, Larry King chewed the fat with John Dean. Dean had been a deputy for a previous Sheriff, Richard Nixon. “Obama is a captive of the National Security Community,” Dean told King. “Obama entered office with no background in national security. The National Security Community is a closed community; Presidents come and go but IT remains. IT stays there always as a ‘shadow government'”, stated John Dean. “Obama has become captive to IT.” 
But old Sherman Skolnick, who had reported for the now defunct Cloak and Dagger, used to say of Obama that he was an agent of the British fancy lads. And the Putin gang, back in 2005, had accused Obama of being a spy for the British.  So maybe John Dean was wrong when he said Obama has no background in national security. Then again, Ersjdamoo, a crank known for his ill spleen, had said that yes, Obama is boxed in. Obama is being hit from the right and he’s sort of stumbling on the left, corroborated Larry C. Johnson, a former analyst for the Corral Interior Adjustment, usually abbreviated as CIA. 
Scandalous stories had been printed about their enemy, the Putin gang, by the National Security Community in their newspaper, the Tombstone Times. But then counter-talk about torture, including “rectal hydration”, being used by the National Security Community spread like wildfire through the town. Dianne Feinstein, a senior member of the town council, emphasized, “This was no ‘medical procedure’. This was torture.” 
The “rectal hydration” sounded kinky to the plain folks of the town. Tensions kept increasing between the Putin gang and the National Security Community gang, nominally headed by Johnny Behan, better known as Barack Obama, but really dominated by the likes of Wyatt Earp and a rogue character called “Doc” Holliday.
A prime location called the Crimea was the focal point for the bitter feud between the Putin gang and the National Security Community gang. Each side claimed it belonged to them. The National Security Community gang caused an ordinance to be passed: “No one shall do business in Crimea, on pain of a horse-whipping.” For the Putin gang, this was the last straw. They enacted a secret contingency plan to start war on Israel, the Jewish enclave on the edge of town. “Holy Gog of Magog!” exclaimed the churchgoing members of the town. 
In the Crimea was a small corral, the OK Corral. A showdown at high noon was expected. Shouts of “Yee-haw!” could be heard.
——- Sources ——-
 “Former Nixon Adviser: Obama Is Now A ‘Captive’ Of National Security Community”, Larry King interview of John Dean. Published to YouTube on December 19, 2014.
 “Who is Barack Obama?”, by Mondo Frazier. American Thinker, October 28, 2011. http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2011/10/who_is_barack_obama.html
 “Obama ‘Boxed In’ About Ukraine?”, Ersjdamoo’s Blog, May 7, 2014. https://ersjdamoo.wordpress.com/2014/05/07/obama-boxed-in-about-ukraine/
 “Dianne Feinstein: No, The CIA Did Not Use Rectal Hydration As ‘A Medical Procedure’ On Detainees”, Huffington Post. Updated December 13, 2014. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/12/dianne-feinstein-cia-torture-report_n_6318336.html
 “Official: Russia plotting to start war on Israel”, by Aaron Klein. WorldNet Daily, December 20, 2014. http://www.wnd.com/2014/12/official-russia-plotting-to-start-war-on-israel/