From his secret cave the cackling fiend Osama bin Laden deployed the 19 Arabs with the boxcutter knives. They, in turn, made a mockery of U.S. air defenses resulting in the “9/11” (September 11, 2001) Rubik’s Cube. We begin with…
The Nine Deaths of Osama bin Laden
- In July of 2001 (before the “9/11”), Osama bin Laden (OBL) was flown to the American Hospital in Dubai for kidney treatment. In October 2001, bin Laden appeared in a videotape looking visibly pale and gaunt. In December of 2001, another videotape was released, this time showing a seriously ill bin Laden who was seemingly unable to move his left arm. Then on December 26, 2001, Fox News reported on a Pakistan Observer story that the Afghan Taliban had officially pronounced Osama bin Laden dead earlier that month.
- On January 18, 2002, Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf announced quite bluntly: “I think now, frankly, he is dead.”
- On July 17, 2002, the then-head of counterterrorism at the FBI, Dale Watson, told a conference of law enforcement officials that “I personally think he [bin Laden] is probably not with us anymore.” In October 2002, Afghan President Hamid Karzai told CNN that “I would come to believe that [OBL] probably is dead.”
- In November 2005, Senator Harry Reid revealed that he was told Osama may have died in the Pakistani earthquake of October that year.
- In September 2006, French intelligence leaked a report suggesting Osama had died in Pakistan.
- On November 2, 2007, former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto told Al-Jazeera’s David Frost that Omar Sheikh had killed Osama Bin Laden.
- In March 2009, former US foreign intelligence officer and professor of international relations at Boston University Angelo Codevilla stated: “All the evidence suggests Elvis Presley is more alive today than Osama Bin Laden.”
- In May 2009, Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari confirmed “I don’t think he’s alive.” 
- In 2011, President Barack Obama announced that OBL had been killed.
It was like the 9 lives of a cat! OBL had been killed. He was dead, dead, dead. And yet on nights when the moon is full some hitchhikers are said to be given rides by a man in a turban who mysteriously appears in the vicinity of the main gate of Resurrection Cemetery on Archer Avenue in Justice, Illinois. (On other nights, a hitchhiker called “Resurrection Mary” is involved.)
“Has Osama bin Laden been dead for seven years?” asked Sue Reid of Britain’s Daily Mail on September 11, 2009. Political analyst and philosopher, Professor David Ray Griffin, former emeritus professor at California’s Claremont School of Theology, had published a book – Osama Bin Laden: Dead or Alive? – which provoked shock waves. The book claimed that OBL died of kidney failure, or a linked complaint, on December 13, 2001, while living in Afghanistan’s Tora Bora mountains close to the border with Waziristan. 
Seymour Hersh Chimes In
Bin Laden was officially killed by Navy SEALs on May 2, 2011. He was dead, dead, dead. Three months later, on August 7, R.J. Hillhouse, a former professor, Fulbright fellow and novelist whose writing on intelligence and military outsourcing have appeared in the Washington Post and New York Times, questioned details about the killing of OBL. Among other things, Hillhouse asserted the U.S. had planned to claim that bin Laden had been killed in a drone strike in the border regions of Afghanistan and Pakistan, but was forced to abandon this when one of the Navy SEAL helicopters crashed. 
Then, in early May 2015, Seymour Hersh appeared and said substantially the same thing as had R.J. Hillhouse about 4 years earlier. “Washington fabricated several key claims regarding the 2011 mission in which a US Navy SEAL team killed Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden, according to legendary journalist Seymour Hersh,” reported Russia Today. 
Meanwhile, a movie, Zero Dark Thirty, had appeared. Billed as “the story of history’s greatest manhunt for the world’s most dangerous man”, the film dramatized the “decade-long manhunt” for OBL.  Capitalizing on his newfound fame, ex-navy seal Robert O’Neill was charging $50,000 each, part of a fundraising effort to benefit a “conservative” group, to persons who wanted to shoot guns and to cherish the company of the man who had shot dead the low-down varmint OBL. 
Elsewhere, families of other Seal Team 6 personnel involved in the OBL raid were demanding answers. Twenty-two of them had all been killed in one day! The father of one of those killed wanted to know, “why so many U.S. servicemen, especially SEALs, were assembled on one aircraft. I want to know why the black box of the helicopter has not been found. I want to know many things.”  The nine lives of Osama the Cat officially ended on May 2, 2011. Three months later, those 22 persons belonging to the same unit as the Navy SEALS involved in the purported Osama bin Laden operation were packed into a single helicopter and exterminated. 
Was Seymour Hersh correct in his assertions? R.J. Hillhouse had claimed substantially the same three years before Hersh’s exposé appeared. Then on or about May 12, 2015, investigative journalist Gareth Porter was interviewed. Porter’s analysis was nuanced. Hersh is correct, he said, that the White House and the CIA were not telling the truth about how they discovered the whereabouts of OBL. Porter does not know exactly how the raid on OBL went down, so Hersh may be correct in his version. However Hersh’s claim that Pakistan’s ISI had known full well where OBL was hiding was disinformation fed to Hersh via cutouts from CIA, Porter believes. There was a great deal of tension between ISI and CIA, claimed Porter, and CIA wanted to make ISI look bad. As for the mainstream “news” in the U.S., their current role is to lock arms and protect White House and CIA against the Hersh allegations. 
Reading List of Osama bin Laden
We have Osama bin Laden (OBL) credibly reported as dead beginning in 2001. We have credible disputes about how exactly OBL was tracked down, killed, and his remains disposed of. Then, on May 20, 2015, the Office of the Director of National Intelligence released a list including the English-language books bin Laden read. Among these were the forbidden conspiracy books. 
Absolutely nothing we are told by the “news” can automatically be accepted at face value. Remember what Father Merrin said to Father Karras in the movie, The Exorcist:
Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with the demon. We may ask what is relevant but anything beyond that is dangerous. He is a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Damien, and powerful. So don’t listen to him. Remember that – do not listen.
The demon is a liar, but he mixes truth with his lies. Is the reading list of Osama bin Laden another lie, this time meant to link “conspiracy theorists” with the detested cartoon character, OBL? He and the “conspiracy theorists” read the same books, and so you see such books are dangerous, is implied.
But maybe for some unknown reason the demon is telling the truth about OBL in his golden sunset years relaxing with conspiracy books. The demon mixes truth with his lies in order to confuse us. For what it’s worth, here is the Office of the Director of National Intelligence “bin Laden” conspiracy books reading list:
- Bloodlines of the Illuminati by Fritz Springmeier. Great book. I read it and didn’t turn into a werewolf, so maybe you can too.
- The Secret Teachings of All Ages by Manly Hall. An indispensible reference book to keep in your personal library. Includes information on the fake “William Shakespeare.”
- The Taking of America 1-2-3 by Richard Sprague. Thanks for the tip, Office of the Director of National Intelligence! I will be looking for this book. Reportedly the book posits that a Power Control Group has taken over America using assassinations, hypnosis, and control of the media to influence national events. 
- Secrets of the Federal Reserve by Eustace Mullins. A classic. Once was available for the Amazon Kindle but then mysteriously disappeared. (Latest update: It’s back! So get it before it disappears again.)
- America’s “War on Terrorism” by Michel Chossudovsky. Key quote: “Bin Laden’s Al Qaeda network is what the CIA calls ‘an intelligence asset.'” 
- Conspirators’ Hierarchy: The Committee of 300 by John Coleman. I must compliment the purported OBL at least for his excellent choice of “conspiracy books.” Coleman did his research well and gives readers a lot of obscure historical information.
- Crossing the Rubicon: The Decline of the American Empire at the End of the Age of Oil by Michael Ruppert. Another excellent choice by the cackling fiend in the cave (OBL). The late Michael Ruppert uncovered the coincidence of “drills” conducted on the same day as the surreal “9/11”.
- New Pearl Harbor: Disturbing Questions about the Bush Administration and 9/11 by David Ray Griffin. OBL is batting 1000! Americans don’t read serious books but at least cackling fiends still do.
——- Sources ——-
 “Osama Bin Laden Pronounced Dead… For the Ninth Time”, by James Corbett. The Corbett Report, May 2, 2011. https://www.corbettreport.com/osama-bin-laden-pronounced-dead-for-the-ninth-time/
 “Has Osama Bin Laden been dead for seven years – and are the U.S. and Britain covering it up to continue war on terror?”, by Sue Reid. Daily Mail (online), September 11, 2009. http://tinyurl.com/lhxg7q
 “Sy Hersh’s bin Laden Story First Reported in 2011 — With Seemingly Different Sources”, by Jon Schwarz and Ryan Devereaux. The Intercept, May 11, 2015. http://tinyurl.com/m63v5vc
 “Down the rabbit hole: Bin Laden raid was staged after extensive Pakistan-US negotiations – report”, Russia Today, updated May 12, 2015. http://on.rt.com/l72xbf
 “Zero Dark Thirty”, Wikipedia, May 22, 2015.
 “50,000 US Dollars For Shooting Guns With Navy Seal Who Killed Osama”, by Ritam Banati. International Business Times (online), April 27, 2015. http://tinyurl.com/mdmeeh8
 “Families suspect SEAL Team 6 crash was inside job on worst day in Afghanistan,” by Rowan Scarborough. Washington Times, October 20, 2013. http://tinyurl.com/oomezqz
 “SEAL Team 6 Families Force Congress To Investigate Mysterious Chopper Crash”, by Steve Watson. Infowars, July 24, 2013. http://tinyurl.com/msytvan
 “Seymour Hersh’s bin Laden report: Journalists split over scathing new claims”, interview of Gareth Porter by Ben Swann. Broadcast on Russia Today, circa May 12, 2015. Video available on YouTube.
 “The 8 craziest conspiracy theories on Osama bin Laden’s bookshelf”, by Phil Edwards. Vox, May 20, 2015. http://tinyurl.com/mk5qnjr