Swamp Creatures Are Terrified

The happy swamp creatures enjoyed living in their slime. They had inhabited the swamp for decades and were quite comfortable in their environment. But then one day along came a man who was a builder. He looked at the swamp and saw it had potential. But first, the swamp had to be drained.

When the swamp creatures got wind of the fact that the builder man wanted to drain the swamp, they were terrified! Where would they go? What would they do? The builder man had to be stopped, by any means necessary.

Luckily, the swamp creatures had a newspaper, The Swampington Post, located in the swamp. The swamp newspaper, like the creatures, also had inhabited the swamp for decades and was quite comfortable living in the slime. So the creatures and the newspaper began to conspire against the builder man. “What can we use against the builder man?” they asked themselves. And then the answer came to them: “We have lots and lots of slime available! We can use that!”

And so their newspaper began throwing lots and lots of slime at the builder man. Day and night, slime was thrown by “secret sources” at the builder man. “Who are these people who keep sliming me?” he wondered. And the problem was that all that slime was getting hard to wash off.

But then the builder man received some information because some emails of the Podesta creature got leaked. “Craig Murray, former British ambassador to Uzbekistan and a close associate of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange, told Dailymail.com that he flew to Washington, D.C. for a clandestine hand-off with one of the email sources in September.” [1] Was the hand-off in the swamp done by Seth Rich? But Seth Rich had been murdered in July 2016, and the hand-off happened in September. So maybe someone else did the hand-off. But then there was big news in the swamp! Seth Rich had been communicating with WikiLeaks before his death! [2] And then yesterday Julian Assange of Wikileaks re-tweeted one of the new reports about Seth Rich! [3] It was as if Assange had endorsed that Seth Rich indeed had been a source for Wikileaks.

The swamp creatures are growing frantic! With the surety of a glacier, events of the builder man are moving in their direction. First a new Attorney General takes over the Justice Department, and then an obstructionist FBI Director is fired. What good is it to throw slime at a glacier? That won’t stop it! It is like an inevitable fate bearing down upon the frightened swamp creatures.

——- Sources ——-
[1] “Wikileaks obtained Podesta emails in Washington DC park, not from Russia”, Puppet String News, December 14, 2016. http://www.puppetstringnews.com/blog/wikileaks-obtained-podesta-emails-in-washington-dc-park-not-from-russia
[2] “Dead DNC staffer ‘had contact’ with WikiLeaks”, by Chelsea Schilling. WorldNet Daily, May 15, 2017. http://www.wnd.com/2017/05/dead-dnc-staffer-had-contact-with-wikileaks/
[3] “Fox Seth Rich Murder Article Retweeted By Julian Assange”, by H.A. Goodman. YouTube, May 15, 2017.



About ersjdamoo

Editor of Conspiracy Nation, later renamed Melchizedek Communique. Close associate of the late Sherman H. Skolnick. Jack of all trades, master of none. Sagittarius, with Sagittarius rising. I'm not a bum, I'm a philosopher.
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