Fancy Prince Charles Nabbed at “Apalachin Meeting”

Britain’s fancy Prince Charles has been nabbed at an “Apalachin Meeting”, it has been revealed.

The original Apalachin Meeting occurred on November 14, 1957. A slew of top-level mobsters were all assembled in one place. Police grew suspicious about all the fancy cars and investigated. It became a tremendous embarrassment for organized crime. (Background: Appleby Is “Apalachin Meeting”, Ersjdamoo’s Blog, November 10, 2017.)

Then, almost exactly 60 years to the day after the original Apalachin Meeting, the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists broke the Paradise Papers story. A digital top-level assemblage of international entities was revealed, and rampant “tax avoidance” was unearthed.

Now it has been learned that among those in attendance at the 2017 digital “Apalachin Meeting” is none other than Prince Charles, the fancy sword dancer from Britain. He held an undisclosed interest in an offshore company, Sustainable Forestry Management. [1]

Sustainable Forestry Management, Ltd. operates as an “ethical investor” in sub-tropical and tropical forests. The company was founded in 1999 and is based in Hamilton, Bermuda. It has operations in Australia, Africa, Latin America, and Southeast Asia. [2]

All green and groovy, except Prince Charles, as a sideline, goes around warning people about “climate change”, which tends to benefit his investment in Sustainable Forestry Management, Ltd. And, until now, this incongruity had been secret.

The fancy prince had warned the world, back in July 2009, that humanity had only 96 months (8 years) to save the world from “irretrievable climate and ecosystem collapse, and all that goes with it.” We have now passed the Prince Charles 96-month deadline, so we must all be goners now and not know it. [3]

Unfortunately the report by the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists does not reveal when the prince began secretly investing in Sustainable Forestry Management, Ltd. But suppose it was sometime before he issued his 96-month deadline. That would be interesting.

——- Sources ——-
[1] “Another British Royal Found With Offshore Connections”, by International Consortium of Investigative Journalists.
[2] “Company Overview of Sustainable Forestry Management Ltd.”,
[3] “We Just Passed Prince Charles’s 96-Month Deadline to Save The World From ‘Ecosystem Collapse’”, Watts Up With That?, July 10, 2017.


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Editor of Conspiracy Nation, later renamed Melchizedek Communique. Close associate of the late Sherman H. Skolnick. Jack of all trades, master of none. Sagittarius, with Sagittarius rising. I'm not a bum, I'm a philosopher.
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