Monthly Archives: May 2019

Trump Raises Marijuana Prices

Octopus “News” reports that President Donald Trump will implement a 5 percent tariff on Mexico on June 10, 2019. This will raise the marijuana prices here in the United States. The various tentacles of Octopus are all aghast at the … Continue reading

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What To Do About Assange

“Be careful of something that is all that you want it to be.” Yesterday, Ersjdamoo reported these wise words as having been sung by Waylon Jennings. Double-checking it is found the actual words are “Be careful of something that’s just … Continue reading

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Mary Hartman Revisited

Revisiting season one of the mid-1970s soap opera spoof, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman (MH2), was a stroll down memory lane for Ersjdamoo. Left scratching his head, Ersjdamoo is wondering what to make of what he’s seen. A good critique of … Continue reading

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Guru Greta Linked to Assange

In the olden times of Mary Hartman, a 16-year-old lad called Guru Maharaj Ji developed an immense following, especially among younger people. Rennie Davis of the notorious Chicago Seven (originally Chicago Eight) announced that God Himself had come to Earth … Continue reading

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Invaders From Space

In 1987, during a speech at the United Nations, President Ronald Reagan stated: Perhaps we need some outside universal threat to make us recognize [our] common bond. I occasionally think how quickly our differences worldwide would vanish if we were … Continue reading

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As The Stomach Churns

Writers for the As The World Turns soap opera have migrated to positions at Octopus “News”. You can see it in latest “news” from the various tentacles of the Octopus: Sweet Nancy revealed she is “concerned” about Handsome Donald’s well-being … Continue reading

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Starved For Entertainment

The Three Amigos thought it was just a show. After they chased off the three henchmen of El Guapo, the people of the little village of Santo Poco went wild. “Wow, they must be really starved for entertainment here,” remarked … Continue reading

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Mary Hartman and The Pentacle Document

The cool show in the 1970s was Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman. Little did we know then, in our innocence, that sinister things had been going on. Case in point: The Pentacle Document. Jacques Vallée describes, in Forbidden Science (Volume 1), … Continue reading

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Bad Spleen Against Assange

There is showing signs of bad spleen against Julian Assange. Sometimes the spleen goes wrong and persons become splenetic, i.e., marked by bad temper, malevolence, or spite. But which came first, the malevolence or the bad spleen, i.e., does the … Continue reading

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Bad Spleen Infects Justice

“It must be bad spleen,” decided Ersjdamoo out of the blue. Oh dear, such divisiveness. And then (you know how it goes) came a thought from “nowhere”: It must be bad spleen. “It is the four humors,” decided the ancient … Continue reading

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