As The Stomach Churns

Writers for the As The World Turns soap opera have migrated to positions at Octopus “News”. You can see it in latest “news” from the various tentacles of the Octopus: Sweet Nancy revealed she is “concerned” about Handsome Donald’s well-being and urged a “family intervention.” To this allusion of mental instability Handsome Donald replied, “I am an extremely stable genius.” [1]

Cue music and fade out to an Ivory Soap commercial. You won’t want to miss the next episode of As The Stomach Churns!

Who writes this crap? Who is responsible? Now headed into a long weekend we will not know the “exciting developments” in the soap opera until Tuesday.

Real news is a mighty scarce commodity due to the ongoing Sweet Nancy/Handsome Donald on-again/off-again romance. Some actual real news might be that a deal was reached in which Handsome Donald agreed to “limited” war with Iran in exchange for the Special Persecutor deciding “no collusion.” Truth has nothing to do with Persecutor Mueller, who earlier invented the story of the 19 Arabs and the Boxcutter Knives. In the secret world a deal was cut, and Mueller just did as he was told, according to French author Thierry Meyssan. [2]

Now comes the long weekend and the soap opera writers for, Octopus Presents: Hate and Love Of Trump, go off to relax. Where oh where can I find truth? Might as well turn to mathematics, except now it is found that only the trans-finite numbers represent reality! The finite numbers, says P.D. Ouspensky, deal with magnitude and the phenomenal world, and the phenomenal world is an illusion created by our minds. The real world is the noumenal world, and that is mathematically represented by the trans-finite numbers, such as infinity to the power of infinity which strangely is equal to just infinity. [3]

Visiting us from the noumenal world are “extra-terrestrials”, leprechauns, elves, The Gentry, and such entities. This is shown in Jacques Vallée’s classic from 1969, Passport to Magonia. Octopus now tells us the Pentagon – Gasp! – admits it has researched and investigated UFOs. This is news?? We have already long known that the U.S. Air Force conducted Project Blue Book way back from 1952 to 1969.

——- Sources ——-
[1] “Trump v Pelosi: how a ‘stable genius’ president met his match”, by Ed Pilkington. The Guardian, May 23, 2019. (Updated May 24, 2019.) https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/may/23/pelosi-v-trump-how-a-stable-genius-president-met-his-match
[2] “Venezuela, Iran: Trump and the deep state”, by Thierry Meyssan. Voltaire Network, May 21, 2019. https://www.voltairenet.org/article206535.html
[3] Tertium Organum, by P.D. Ouspensky.

 

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Editor of Conspiracy Nation, later renamed Melchizedek Communique. Close associate of the late Sherman H. Skolnick. Jack of all trades, master of none. Sagittarius, with Sagittarius rising. I'm not a bum, I'm a philosopher.
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