Finnish Ski Patrol Plans Mercy Rescue

Heroes of the Finnish ski patrol

A little-known force, the Finnish Ski Patrol, is believed to be planning a rescue of President Donald Trump from the feline clutches of the Petticoat Government. Be on the lookout for snow; this shall be the sign. Events are moving swiftly. Trump, after being banned from Twitter, was thought to be considering moving to Parler. Then suddenly, a coordinated attack by the tech giants k-od the free-speech social network. [1] The cat-woman, Nancy Pelosi, gave Vice-President Mike Pence a 24-hour ultimatum: Declare Trump “incapable” or we shall begin the first-ever gender-neutral impeachment. [2][3] (The 24-hour ultimatum fizzled due to Pence not answering a telephone call from Pelosi and Chuck Schumer quickly enough.) The American people have been put on indefinite lockdown under the guise of keeping them safe. Kamala Harris is being ushered in to the presidency under the cloak of Joe Biden; this will enable her to essentially serve as president for three terms, basically the same amount of time FDR had. [3] The national debt, $27 trillion, has passed the point of no return; creditors have called in the loans; bankruptcy proceedings are underway, disguised and sugar-coated as “the great reset”. The Petticoat Government FDR, Kamala Harris, is poised to rebirth a “New Deal”. The shrewd Finns have been quietly observing these developments and are prepared to launch a mercy operation to save Trump from the bathtubs of the Petticoat Government which seeks his blood for beauty treatments. [4]

Watching the unfolding drama with increasing horror and realizing how Trump’s blood is to be turned into beauty treatments for a clique of harpies, Finland has put her ski patrol on high alert. In white costumes blending in with the snow, and moving with lightning speed, these heroes of Finland shall befuddle the earthbound forces of the Petticoat Government, whisk Trump away from its clutches, place him safely aboard a Finnish sea trawler, and relocate the rightful U.S. president to the safety of a reindeer ranch in northern Finland. From there, using the free-speech platform Gab, the president-in-exile shall issue communiqués to millions of loyal Americans who at the moment are stymied by the question, “If the foundations are destroyed, what can the righteous do?” (Psalm 11: 3. See also the Ersjdamoo’s Blog entry of January 10, 2021: “What Shall the Righteous Do?” )

On a deeper level, a Jesuit plot is unfolding. A Jesuit pope now sits on the throne of St. Peter. George Soros, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Pretender-elect Joe Biden, and Obama/Clinton adviser John Podesta conspired to overthrow the conservative Pope Benedict XVI and replace him with a radical, Pope Francis. Traditional Catholics begged President Trump, right after his inauguration in 2017, to launch an investigation. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and other government officials with whom she associated, had proposed a Catholic “revolution” in which the final demise of what was left of the Catholic Church in America would be realized. US government operatives contacted the “Cardinal Godfried Danneels Mafia”. It was a Mafia club whose secret name was St. Gall and reportedly included Cardinal Carlo Maria Martini, Dutch bishop Adriaan Van Luyn, German cardinals Walter Kasper and Karl Lehman, the Italian cardinal Achille Silvestrini, Britain’s Cardinal Basil Hume, and others. International monetary transactions with the Vatican were suspended during the last few days prior to the resignation of Pope Benedict. The monetary transactions were resumed on February 12, 2013, the day after Benedict XVI announced his resignation. [5]

Or so says Ersjdamoo. The Finnish rescue mission is a hope. The blood beauty treatments are a possibility. Disguised U.S. government bankruptcy proceedings are likely. Petticoat Government is certain. The “Green New Deal” is well known. Biden and Pelosi are Catholics. Assemble the puzzle pieces and see what you find.

——- Sources ——-
[1] “Parler goes offline as Amazon pulls the plug on the conservative social network”, Russia Today (RT), January 11, 2021.
[2] “Pelosi threatens Pence with 24-hour ultimatum to declare Trump ‘incapable,’ before Dems launch impeachment process”, Russia Today (RT), January 11, 2021.
[3] “Petticoat Government Impeachment Process”, Ersjdamoo’s Blog, January 11, 2021.
[4] “Chilling Tales of the Petticoat Government”, Ersjdamoo’s Blog, January 12, 2021.
[5] “Catholics Ask Trump to Probe Soros-Obama-Clinton Conspiracy at Vatican”, by William F. Jasper. The New American, January 28, 2017.


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Editor of Conspiracy Nation, later renamed Melchizedek Communique. Close associate of the late Sherman H. Skolnick. Jack of all trades, master of none. Sagittarius, with Sagittarius rising. I'm not a bum, I'm a philosopher.
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